9. Paula Temple in the tune of ‘Let’s Go Fucking Mental’:

LET’S GO PAULA TEMPLE,

LET’S GO PAULA TEMPLE,

LA-LA-LA-LA-AYE!

Repeat X1000

8. Maya Jane Coles in the tune of ‘Little Drummer Boy’:

COME THEY TOLD ME… MAYA JANE COLES,

A DANCEFLOOR QUEEN TO SEE… MAYA JANE COLES,

A BAG OF TRACKS SHE’LL BRING… MAYA JANE COLES,

TO PLAY BEFORE HER KINGS.. MAYA JANE COLES,

MAYA JANE COLES, MAYA JANES COLES

7. Dax J in the tune of ‘Ole Ole Ole’:

DAX J,

DAX J,

DAX J,

DAX J,

DAXXX JJJ, DAXXX JJJ

6. Patty T in the tune of ‘Come On You Boys In Green’:

COME ON YOU PATTY T,

COME ON YOU PATTY T,

COME ON YOU PAT,

COME ON YOU PATTY T.

COMEEE ONNN YOUUU PATTY T

5. Heidi in the tune of ‘I Just Can’t Get Enough’:

WHEN I SEE YOU HEIDI,

I GO OUT OF MY HEAD,

I JUST CAN’T GET ENOUGH,

I JUST CAN’T GET ENOUGH!

4. Ricardo Villalobos in the tune of ‘Livin La Vida Loca’:

UPSIDE INSIDE OUT,

HE’S RICARDO VIL-LA-LOBOS,

HE’LL PUSH AND PULL YOU DOWN,

HE’S RICARDO VIL-LA-LOBOS,

HIS SETS ARE FAN-TAS-TIC,

AND HIS SKIN’S THE COLOUR MOCHA,

HE WILL WEAR YOU OUT,

RICARDO VIL-LA-LOBOS

HE’S RICARDO VIL-LA-LOBOS

3. Format B in the tune of ‘Let It Be’:

WHEN I FIND MYSELF IN TIMES OF TROUBLE,

THEIR TECH HOUSE COMES TO ME,

PLAYING ABSOLUTE BANGERS, FORMAT B,

AND WITH THE DANCEFLOOR IN DARKNESS,

THEY ARE STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME,

PLAYING ABSOLUTE BANGERS, FORMAT B,

OH, FORMAT B, FORMAT B, FORMAT B, FORMAT B,

PLAYING ABSOLUTE BANGERS, FORMAT B,

2. Floorplan in the tune of ‘I’m Your Man’:

CALL HIM GOOD,

CALL HIM BAD,

CALL HIM ANYTHING YOU WANT TO BAY-BEH,

BUT I KNOW WHEN YOU’RE SAD,

THAT HE’LL MAKE YOU HAPPY,

WITH THE ONE THING THAT YOU NEVER HAD,

BAYYYBEH, I’M FLOOR-PLAN
BAYYYBEH, I’M FLOOR-PLAN
BAYYYBEH, I’M FLOOR-PLAN
BAYYYBEH, I’M FLOOR-PLAN

1. Denis Sulta in the tune of ‘Celtic Symphony’:

OHH-AHH DENIS SULTA,

SAY OHH-AHH DENIS SULTA

 

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